It's the 15th annual International Talk Like a Pirate Day! But then, you undoubtedly already knew that.
And in case you need any literary inspiration today, to go along with your grog and chowder, check out these pirate books.
Also? We recommend you swing by one of the three town libraries just to see if any of the librarians have donned a new name tag, perhaps have a parrot on their shoulder, or, best of all, are singing pirate shanties as they reshelve books.
Arrgh, mateys.
